Onion Skin Cream Satire Disturbingly Close to Reality
From the article: “‘Anything that makes you upset about your skin, it’ll fix. And it fixes
it because the formula in the cream is, um, what word am I looking for?
Scientific. It’s a very scientific formula.'”
You can read the whole article here. If you choose not to, I can only assume you live a sad and humorless life.